Tired of your Division leader and commander running face first into superior numbers only to find he has downed three people but got rofflestomped?

Now you too can having the amazing...



"COME BACK JAY! THAT ZERG IS TOO BIG!" button!

Yes now you too can have the option of joining a tanky Guardian in smashing other people drinking Jolt Cola and talking smack or you can PRESS THE BUTTON!

Upon activation of telling Jay to not chase the shiny red named bad guys you too can live longer! It's that easy! Just donate to the GW2 guild bank and soon another commander will take his place and not lead you to certain doom!

No post dated checks!

Howdy Guardians!

As many of you know our division has been slowing down lately. Much of this is because of summer, people's RL situations etc. So in order to start the process to kick start our division's activity level and get some new blood in I am promoting Isakura back to the position of recruiting officer. She held this position under Nautix and I am confident will do a great job in spreading the word about our great organization!

Congrats!

Our weekly World vrs. World raid night gets back on schedule! IoJ has been really stepping up lately and racking up points. It's time for The Guardians to get back in the fray full force and trample our enemies underfoot!

Meet at the Lion's Arch fountain before we roll out so that we can show off our numbers before we go forth and conquer in the mists!.

Start meeting at 8:45est roll out 9est.

If you are not a regular GW2 player you are still more than welcome to come join us as all players are scaled up to 80 so your toon level from when you shelved your game will not hold you back!

Copy/paste from a facebook post.


MAN RULES
 
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
 FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
 
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
 NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
 
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
 
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
 
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
 
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
 
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
 
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
 
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 JUST SAY IT!
 
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
 
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
 
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
 
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
 
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
 
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
 IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
 
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
 
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
 
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
 PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
 
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
 
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
 
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
 
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
 
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
 
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
 
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
 
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
 

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So this is a lot like one of Bael's builds with some minor changes. Weaps are GS/Rifle slot skills are bolas for immobilize (hundred blades), balanced stance for stunbreak and stablility, Banner of Discipline for precision/crit damage boost.

Traits are more or less the same except banner radius of effect larger/20% faster cooldown.

Armor would be 'zerkers w/superior runes of divinity and accessories would be soldiers for power/tough/vit/.

The idea would be to have as much crit chance/crit damage with might from crits and vuln/bleeds rolling on crits.

Thoughts?

So my daughter's passport needs to be renewed and I have to take the paperwork to the post office for them to process. My ex-wife won't be with me but filled out the necessary form and had it notarized. I also need a copy of her id but all she has for some reason is a passport.

Instead of making a photocopy of her passport she took a picture with her phone and emailed it to me. So i've printed it out but my question is do think this will pass with the passport people at the post office?

Thanks!